Dec 29
What cats have taught me about women.
Topic: Random Thoughts, Real Life|After spending a few days house sitting a friends Cat, I’ve come to conclusion. Cats are like high maintenance women. They are pretty and alluring, but if you’re just nice to them you won’t get the response you want. They’ll just end up scratching and biting you.
So what do you have to do? Don’t give into the allure and just treat them like you would anyone else. Only pat them momentarily, always leave them wanting more. If they’re angry, be a man about it, if they’re being unreasonable just walk away. If they say they want to go play outside, lock the door on them.
Am I still talking about cats?
Anyways at least with a cat you can lock them up in the laundry until they behave again :P.
